The Political Asylum Terms of Service
Please read these terms of service (“terms of service”, “terms”) carefully before using The Political Asylum website (“website”, “service”) operated by The Political Asylum, LLC (“us”, ‘we”, “our”).
Conditions of use
By using this website, you certify that you have read and reviewed this Agreement and that you agree to comply with its terms. If you do not want to be bound by the terms of this Agreement, you are advised to leave the website accordingly. The Political Asylum, LLC only grants use and access of this website, its products, and its services to those who have accepted its terms.
You must be at least 18 (eighteen) years of age before you can use this website. By using this website, you warrant that you are at least 18 years of age and you may legally adhere to this Agreement. The Political Asylum assumes no responsibility for liabilities related to age misrepresentation.
You agree that all materials, products, and services provided on this website are the property of The Political Asylum, LLC, its affiliates, directors, officers, employees, agents, suppliers, or licensors including all copyrights, trade secrets, trademarks, patents, and other intellectual property.
You also agree that you will not reproduce or redistribute the The Political Asylum, LLC’s intellectual property in any way, including electronic, digital, or new trademark registrations.
You grant The Political Asylum, LLC a royalty-free and non-exclusive license to display, use, copy, transmit, and broadcast the content you upload and publish. For issues regarding intellectual property claims, you should contact the company in order to come to an agreement.
The Political Asylum and Insanity Eagle Character are Trademarks of the The Political Asylum, LLC.
All images, text, and content on the website are copyrighted in the year of their publication.
By visiting this website, you agree that the laws of the [location], without regard to principles of conflict laws, will govern these terms and conditions, or any dispute of any sort that might come between The Political Asylum, LLC and you, or its business partners and associates.
Any dispute related in any way to your visit to this website or to products you purchase from us shall be arbitrated by state or federal court in the Commonwealth of Virginia and you consent to exclusive jurisdiction and venue of such courts.
The laws of Commonwealth of Virginia shall apply to any dispute, without regard to conflict of law principles.
You agree to indemnify [name] and its affiliates and hold The Political Asylum, LLC harmless against legal claims and demands that may arise from your use or misuse of our services. We reserve the right to select our own legal counsel.
Limitation on liability
The Political Asylum, LLC is not liable for any damages that may occur to you as a result of your misuse of our website.
The Political Asylum, LLC reserves the right to edit, modify, and change this Agreement any time. Changes will be made in this document, since there are no accounts. This Agreement is an understanding between The Political Asylum, LLC and the user, and this supersedes and replaces all prior agreements regarding the use of this website.
The Political Asylum, LLC respects the intellectual property rights of others and expects its users to do the same. In accordance with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998, the text of which may be found on the U.S. Copyright Office website at http://www.copyright.gov/legislation/dmca.pdf, and specifically in accordance with 17 USC § 512(c)(3), The Political Asylum, LLC will respond expeditiously to claims of copyright infringement committed using the Infotech service and/or any The Political Asylum, LLC website (the “Site”) if such claims are reported to The Political Asylum, LLC’s Designated Copyright Agent identified below.
DMCA Notice of Alleged Infringement (“Notice”)
If you are a copyright owner, authorized to act on behalf of one, or authorized to act under any exclusive right under copyright, please report alleged copyright infringements taking place on or through the Site by completing a DMCA Notice of Alleged Infringement and delivering it to Infotech’s Designated Copyright Agent. Upon receipt of Notice as described below, The Political Asylum, LLC will take whatever action, in its sole discretion, it deems appropriate, including removal of the challenged content from the Site. Please note that if you fail to comply with all of the requirements of this section and of 17 USC § 512(c)(3) your DMCA notice may not be valid.
- Identify the copyrighted work that you claim has been infringed, or – if multiple copyrighted works are covered by your Notice – you may provide a representative list of the copyrighted works that you claim have been infringed.
- Identify the material or link you claim is infringing (or the subject of infringing activity) and to which access is to be disabled, including at a minimum, if applicable, the URL of the link shown on the Site or the exact location where such material may be found.
- Provide your company affiliation (if applicable), mailing address, telephone number, and, if available, email address.
- Include both of the following statements in the body of the Notice:
- “I hereby state that I have a good faith belief that the disputed use of the copyrighted material is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law (e.g., as a fair use).”
- “I hereby state that the information in this Notice is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner, or authorized to act on behalf of, the owner, of the copyright or of an exclusive right under the copyright that is allegedly infringed.”
- Provide your full legal name and your electronic or physical signature.
- Deliver this Notice, with all items completed, to Infotech’s Designated Copyright Agent: firstname.lastname@example.org
- You may also send DMCA notices to the registered agent of The Political Asylum, LLC.
DMCA Counter-Notice of Alleged Infringement
If you believe that your content that was removed (or to which access was disabled) is not infringing, or that you have authorization from the copyright holder, the holder’s agent, or pursuant to law, to post and use the material in your content, you may send a Counter-Notice containing the following information to Infotech’s Copyright Agent:
- Your physical or electronic signature;
- Identification of the content that was removed or to which access has been disabled as a result of mistake or a misidentification of the content; and
- Your name, address, telephone number, and email address, a statement that you consent to the jurisdiction of the federal court in Alachua County, Florida, and a statement that you will accept service of process from the person who provided notification of the alleged infringement.
If a Counter-Notice is received by the Copyright Agent, The Political Asylum, LLC may send a copy of the Counter-Notice to the original complaining party informing that person that it may replace the removed content or cease disabling it in ten business days. Unless the copyright owner files an action seeking a court order against The Political Asylum, LLC or the person who has posted allegedly infringing content, the removed content may be replaced, or access to it restored, in ten business days or more after receipt of the Counter-Notice.
The Political Asylum’s Policy Regarding Repeat Infringers
The Political Asylum, LLC does not condone or tolerate copyright infringement or any violation of the intellectual property rights of Infotech or of others. The Political Asylum, LLC reserves the right to terminate the access and/or use privileges of any person who has been determined to be a ‘repeat infringer’ of the copyrights of Infotech or others. The Political Asylum, LLC reserves the right to define the criteria by which Infotech will determine that a person is a ‘repeat infringer.’ In the event that repeat infringer’ is defined by statute, law, or regulation as applicable to 17 USC § 512, Infotech will adopt that definition as a minimum standard. Without limiting The Political Asylum, LLC’s right to define ‘repeat infringer,’ as a general rule, Infotech will define a ‘repeat infringer’ as any person or entity about whom Infotech has received two or more DMCA Notices of Alleged Infringement. The Political Asylum, LLC will take into account all relevant facts and circumstances when determining whether or not termination of access and/or use privileges of a ‘repeat infringer’ is appropriate.
REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THE POLITICAL ASYLUM, LLC TERMINATES ACCESS AND/OR USE PRIVILEGES OF ANY PERSON OR ENTITY, ‘REPEAT INFRINGER’ OR OTHERWISE, INFOTECH IN NO WAY WAIVES ANY RIGHT TO PURSUE ANY AVAILABLE REMEDY AT LAW OR IN EQUITY AGAINST COPYRIGHT INFRINGERS OR ANY OTHER INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS VIOLATORS, NOR WILL INFOTECH INDEMNIFY OR PROVIDE LEGAL REPRESENTATION TO ANY ALLEGED INFRINGER IN ANY ACTION ARISING FROM THE ALLEGED INFRINGER’S USE OF ANY INFOTECH WEBSITE OR SERVICE, EXCEPT AS EXPRESSLY DESCRIBED IN THIS NOTICE.
Your Rights Elsewhere – Hint, you have None.
This is NOT LEGAL advice; But it is The Truth.
You have the right to remain silent – unless the government wants your passwords or to beat a confession out of you; anything you say can leaked to the media in an effort to have you cancelled.
You have the right to an attorney; but not a competent one. You don’t have the right to attorney for your 1983 action in which the Government will claim sovereign immunity and extend it to the asshole that violated your rights. You may be lucky enough to have the satisfaction that the Government now knows that sodomizing your ear with a G-Man Billy Club, black edition is a violation of your rights – even though the Government knew that sodomizing your ear with a G-Man Billy Club, red edition was a violation of your rights from a prior case. Thankfully, the judge will feel that the addition of the word red in the original case, means that the police were not on notice that a black club would be a violation.
You have the right to privacy. Right to privacy does not include, cops going through your trash, corporations tracking your every movement, corporations lying about their terms of service and privacy policies, the NSA spying on your phone calls, all of your web traffic being logged, get the vaccine or get fired. In fact, the only privacy you seem to have is to remove items from your uterus.